when will my reflection show who i am inside?
Girl: Want to come over ;)
Me: A wizard just turned me into a duck.
Girl: I’m off my -
THAT’S SO MUCH PUPPIES THAT’S LIKE 12 PUPPIES
when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents