Michelle Made Obama change seats she don’t play that shit lmao
My typa bitch
Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell
I should of
got a racist response while applying to colleges in the uk, and the social justice in me just couldn’t not respond.
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
checking my phone in the middle of the night
The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.
I need adultier adult
#I NEED A BETTER ADULT
AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT